The Killer Cat - CatCrazee.com

Owen J. Katz · 07-15-2006, 08:59 AM

Oh my gosh, this is amazing!

A massive tomcat named "Jeff" is quickly killing all the wildlife around the rustic Los Angeles neighborhood of Shadow Hills.

While the brutal killer has no official "human home," he has taken up residence on a back porch.

"Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct," Jeff's anonymous human explains on the wildly popular What Jeff Killed website.

"To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself."

Since May, Jeff's people have kept a photographic body count of what he brings to the porch.

Jeff is such a savage hunter that it's often impossible to guess the source of the bloody innards. They could've come from a small deer or a child or even another cat.

On other occasions, Jeff has brought still-kicking rabbits to the porch, or live field mice -- which he then brutally kills and eats.

The crazed feline carnivore has even stolen steaks off the BBQ.

http://whatjeffkilled.com/index.html

echinacea · 07-15-2006, 07:58 PM

good boy Jeff! go get em!

reitzon · 10-15-2006, 07:00 PM

Hello---I am Harold Reitz, and I self-published my great catbook
entitled CATIONARY, so it is NOT in the bookstores, and there is
only one used copy available on Amazon. I have the remaining books,
and, as an 81 year old WW11 veteran, have decided to retire, and
sell out MY remaining copies of this $14.95 book for ONLY $5.

This is a colorarfull 176 page book with personal Cat Tales from
catlovers in 22 countries on all the left hand pages---AND---the
catword game with great illustrations on all the right hand pages.

Here are some comments from readers:
--------------------------------------------
I love the book- The kids like it, too!
My Mom just adores it -----
Cationary has something for the whole family.

------------------------------------------------------------
The CatTales "span the globe" --- with Russia and Scandanavia on
the north ---- and South Africa, Argentina, New Zealand and
Australia on the south.
-------------------------------------------
Fantastic Cat Illustrations---
Makes me want to just hug some of those Cats.
----------------------------------------------------
I'm from Iowa, and the stories from Belgium and Australia, remind
me of how my cat acts.
--------------------------------------------
This will be a perfect gift for 3 of my friends!
The great love between humans and cats is brought out beautifully
and humorously in CATIONARY.
-------------------------------------------------------
I'm a CATaholic--- I have 32 Cat books, but CATIONARY is my favorite!
This is such a HAPPY book!
================================================== =================-

When you read the cat tales in this book you will truly realize that
the feelings and love that cat lovers around the world feel for that
cats knows no geographic, religious or political borders or
boundaries, and, if everyone in the world shared their lives with a
cat perhaps we would have more peace in the world.

================================================== =========
================================================== =========
To see something more about my book---go to Amazon----OR--Go to my
website on YAHOO GROUPS, entitled CATIONARY.

To order an autographed copy----
Send me a check for $7 ----- ($5 plus $2 for mailing)

Harold Reitz
2613 SW39th Terrace
Cape Coral, FL 33914

PS---This is a GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT
PPS---my email is reitzon@earthlink.net...

echinacea · 10-16-2006, 08:14 AM

welcome to the board Harold.

Ever seen Louis Wain books?

07-15-2006, 08:59 AM	#1
Owen J. Katz Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 8	The Killer Cat *Oh my gosh, this is amazing!* A massive tomcat named "Jeff" is quickly killing all the wildlife around the rustic Los Angeles neighborhood of Shadow Hills. While the brutal killer has no official "human home," he has taken up residence on a back porch. "Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct," Jeff's anonymous human explains on the wildly popular What Jeff Killed website. "To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself." Since May, Jeff's people have kept a photographic body count of what he brings to the porch. Jeff is such a savage hunter that it's often impossible to guess the source of the bloody innards. They could've come from a small deer or a child or even another cat. On other occasions, Jeff has brought still-kicking rabbits to the porch, or live field mice -- which he then brutally kills and eats. The crazed feline carnivore has even stolen steaks off the BBQ. http://whatjeffkilled.com/index.html Attached Images __________________ Owen J. Katz: esteemed furry son of al-Canine

10-15-2006, 07:00 PM	#3
reitzon Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2	There are great cat stories from 22 countries in my catbook Hello---I am Harold Reitz, and I self-published my great catbook entitled CATIONARY, so it is NOT in the bookstores, and there is only one used copy available on Amazon. I have the remaining books, and, as an 81 year old WW11 veteran, have decided to retire, and sell out MY remaining copies of this $14.95 book for ONLY $5. This is a colorarfull 176 page book with personal Cat Tales from catlovers in 22 countries on all the left hand pages---AND---the catword game with great illustrations on all the right hand pages. Here are some comments from readers: -------------------------------------------- I love the book- The kids like it, too! My Mom just adores it ----- Cationary has something for the whole family. ------------------------------------------------------------ The CatTales "span the globe" --- with Russia and Scandanavia on the north ---- and South Africa, Argentina, New Zealand and Australia on the south. ------------------------------------------- Fantastic Cat Illustrations--- Makes me want to just hug some of those Cats. ---------------------------------------------------- I'm from Iowa, and the stories from Belgium and Australia, remind me of how my cat acts. -------------------------------------------- This will be a perfect gift for 3 of my friends! The great love between humans and cats is brought out beautifully and humorously in CATIONARY. ------------------------------------------------------- I'm a CATaholic--- I have 32 Cat books, but CATIONARY is my favorite! This is such a HAPPY book! ================================================== =================- When you read the cat tales in this book you will truly realize that the feelings and love that cat lovers around the world feel for that cats knows no geographic, religious or political borders or boundaries, and, if everyone in the world shared their lives with a cat perhaps we would have more peace in the world. ================================================== ========= ================================================== ========= To see something more about my book---go to Amazon----OR--Go to my website on YAHOO GROUPS, entitled CATIONARY. To order an autographed copy---- Send me a check for $7 ----- ($5 plus $2 for mailing) Harold Reitz 2613 SW39th Terrace Cape Coral, FL 33914 PS---This is a GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT PPS---my email is reitzon@earthlink.net...

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07-15-2006, 07:58 PM	#2
echinacea Owned by a Cat Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 147	good boy Jeff! go get em!

10-16-2006, 08:14 AM	#4
echinacea Owned by a Cat Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 147	welcome to the board Harold. Ever seen Louis Wain books?